Last Sunday was Reformation Sunday. My Lutheran Church wanted to do a skit involving the children. We found this one but it is for high school kids and a bit long for our purpose. So, with apologies to the original author, I rewrote it. Feel free to use it.
SETTING: TV Studio. 4 TV
HOSTs and LUTHER sit at a desk.
TV HOST 1: We interrupt
this church service to bring you this special report on Reformation
Sunday. This is WELC Action News.
TV HOST 2: We have in our
studio the key figure in the Reformation, Dr. Martin Luther King.
LUTHER: No, just Dr.
Martin Luther. I'm not a king, just a monk. Well, a former monk.
TV HOST 3: Sorry about
that mistake. You were a monk?
LUTHER: Well, originally I
was a law student. One day I was riding home in a lightning storm.
TV HOST 4: Roll the storm
footage, Al.
KIDS: (Make lightning and
rain noise, using a sheet of metal for thunder. Continue while Luther is talking.)
LUTHER: (Loudly, over the noise) A bolt of
lightning hit a nearby tree and I made a vow to become a monk if I
was spared.
KIDS: (Make the sounds
louder and louder)
TV HOST 1: STOP THE STORM
FOOTAGE, AL!
KIDS: (Stop making noise)
LUTHER: We had the same
special effects in the 1500s.
TV HOST 2: Back to your
story. So you switch from studying law to becoming a monk? Don't
lawyers make a lot more than monks?
LUTHER: Yes. Especially
because monks take a vow of poverty. My father wasn't too happy about
that.
TV HOST 3: But were you
happier as a monk?
LUTHER: No. I was as
terrified of God as I was of the lightning. I was all too aware of
how sinful I was. I was afraid of God's righteous anger. I used to
spend hours confessing every little sin I could think of to the
priest. He finally got so upset with me he told me to go out and
commit some sins worth confessing!
TV HOST 4: Really?
LUTHER: Really! I was
trying to be righteous in God's eyes. But he is perfect and as hard
as I tried, I couldn't follow God's laws perfectly.
TV HOST 1: That's quite a
problem.
LUTHER: It's the problem
we all have when it comes to trying to reconcile with a perfect God.
But my mentor at the monastery put me to work teaching the Bible,
specifically the books of Romans and Galatians. And in Romans 1:17 I
read “The righteous shall live by faith.”
TV HOST 2: What does that
mean?
LUTHER: We have to put our
faith in God. We can't earn his forgiveness. We simply have to accept
it. By faith we receive that wonderful gift free!
TV HOST 3: And just by
faith? Just by trusting God? Don't we have to obey God's law to be
righteous?
LUTHER: As it says in my
beloved Galatians, chapter 5: “Now it is evident that no one is
justified before God by the Law; for 'he who through faith is
righteous shall live.'” These verses were the turning point in my
life! We are justified by our faith in Christ!
TV HOST 4: Why didn't
anybody else know this? Didn't others read the Bible?
LUTHER: In my day, no one
but priests had access to the Bible. And it was in Latin, a language
most people couldn't read. One of the first things I did when I was
excommunicated from the church was translate the Bible from the
original languages into my native German so the average people could
read it.
TV HOST 1: Wait a minute!
We are getting ahead of the story. What got you excommunicated?
LUTHER: It started with a
guy named Tetzel. He was another monk but he selling indulgences for
the Pope.
TV HOST 2: What is an
indulgence?
LUTHER: A piece of paper
that said the Pope dismissed all punishment for your sins.
TV HOST 3: We have some
footage of Tetzel doing his sales pitch. Roll it, Al!
TETZEL: Hurry, hurry, step
right up! Folks, this life is hard. You try to be good but if you die
with unconfessed sins you won't go right to heaven. So unless you get
run over by a wagon right after you step out of the confession booth,
you'll go to purgatory, Hell's little brother, where you will suffer
until all your sins are paid for! And what about your mom, or dad, or
granny? They could be suffering in purgatory right now! What are you
going to do to save them, to save yourself from hundreds of years of
suffering?
I'll tell you what you're
going to do. You are going to buy one of these indulgences I have
right here! These indulgences are signed by the Pope himself and they
will dismiss any punishment in the next life! Depending on how much
you can give me, I've got indulgences that will take off 2 years, 5
years or–I've got just the ticket for you big time sinners—for
the right price, you can get off the hook with God for eternity!
What are you waiting for?
You can get granny out today! Because as soon as the coin in coffer
rings, (he throws a coin in a metal container) another soul from
purgatory springs!
TV HOST 4: Wow! He is a
good salesman!
TV HOST 1: But the Bible
says we can't earn God's forgiveness. We just have to trust in
his...uh...
LUTHER: Grace. That's the
word you are looking for. Grace is God's totally undeserved goodness
toward us. It is a free gift which we only have to accept on faith.
So, no, you can't earn it and you certainly can't buy it! And you
don't need a Pope or a priest to give it to you. In fact, even if the
Pope did have that kind of power, why wouldn't he just release all
those suffering souls from purgatory for free?
TV HOST 2: You sound angry
about this!
LUTHER: I was angry.
Tetzel and the Pope were going against everything I had learned from
reading the Bible. They were running a money-making scheme to rebuild
St. Peter's, the Pope's church in Rome, and to help an archbishop pay
off the debts he had for buying his position in the church. But more
importantly they were perverting the gospel, the good news about God
offering us grace and forgiveness through Jesus Christ, and they were
leading the common people astray.
TV HOST 3: What did you
do?
LUTHER: I wrote up 95
theses.
TV HOST 4: Theses?
LUTHER: Points that I
wanted to debate about the whole practice of selling indulgences. I
sent them to my bishop and, as was customary when requesting a
debate, I nailed them to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg,
the town where I taught the Bible and theology. I wanted the truth to
get out.
TV HOST 1: And everyone
read what you put on the door.
LUTHER: Not at first.
Those scholars and clergy who could read Latin, the language in which
things were debated, did. But then someone translated them into
German so that soon everyone knew what I objected to.
TV HOST 2: What happened?
LUTHER: The church tried
to get me to take them back. I refused. The whole thing came to a
head at the Diet of Worms.
All TV HOSTs: They made
you eat a diet of worms!?!
LUTHER: No, in this case,
“diet” means a council with the emperor. And the German city we
met in was named Worms. There was also a man there, Johann Eck, who
was opposed to everything I wrote. He stated the case the church had
against my teachings.
TV HOST 3: So you finally
got your debate?
LUTHER: Not really. They
didn't let me tell my side. They simply put all my writings on a
table and then asked me only 2 questions. Did I write them and would
I take back what I wrote?
TV HOST 4: What did you
say?
LUTHER: (moves from the
desk to stand) I wrote them. And unless I am convinced by the
testimony of the Scriptures or by clear reason, for I do not trust
either in the pope or in councils alone, since it is well known that
they have often erred and contradicted themselves, I am bound by the
Scriptures I have quoted and my conscience is captive to the Word of
God. I cannot and will not recant anything, since it is neither safe
nor right to go against conscience. Here I stand. God help me. Amen.
TV HOST 1: (after a
dramatic pause. Excited) Then what happened?
LUTHER: (sitting down
again) I was excommunicated and declared an outlaw. No one was to
give me food or shelter and no one would be punished if they killed
me.
TV HOST 3: Wow! How did
you survive?
LUTHER: My local prince,
Duke Frederick, was a supporter of mine. He arranged to have me
“kidnapped” as I left the Diet. He hid me in a castle while I
decided what to do.
TV HOST 4: Which was?
LUTHER: Well, if I
couldn't reform the Roman Catholic Church I would have to start
another church where the gospel could be clearly preached and heard.
The first step was to translate the Bible into the language of the
people. And because not everyone could read back then, especially
children, I wrote the Small Catechism so parents could teach their
children the basics of the faith. I wrote the Large Catechism for
pastors to use in their teaching.
TV HOST 1: So you started
the Lutheran church?
LUTHER: Actually, I didn't
want it named after me. I preferred the word Evangelical, because it
comes from the Greek word for “gospel.” But you don't always get
your way.
TV HOST 2: Besides the
Diet of Worms, what other time did you not get your way?
LUTHER: When I tried to
find a suitable husband for a certain stubborn nun!
KATE: And it's a good
thing for you that you didn't get your way! And I did get a suitable
husband!
TV HOST 1: I believe Dr.
Luther's wife has just entered the studio.
LUTHER: Katie, do you want
to tell the story of how we got married?
KATE: Yes, because you
never remember things correctly. I was sent to a convent as a
teenager because my parents couldn't afford to keep me at home. When
I and the other nuns read what Martin wrote, we believed the gospel
and wanted to leave. But it was dangerous to follow his teachings. So
we wrote him for help in escaping the convent.
LUTHER: So I arranged for
a certain herring merchant to make a nighttime delivery to the
convent on Easter Eve.
KATE: So all 12 of us hid
among the barrels of stinking fish as we were smuggled to Wittenberg
in a covered wagon.
LUTHER: And I arranged to
find husbands or positions for all the women. All but one. Kate
turned down everyone I suggested.
KATE: I had a
counter-proposal for Martin.
LUTHER: I thought it was
better to stay unmarried. I had a lot of work to do and my life was
in danger. But my friends thought I should marry.
KATE: And so we did. We
were married for 21 years and had 6 children.
LUTHER: As well as 11
orphaned nephews and nieces which you raised.
KATE: Not to mention, the
12 students of yours who lodged with us and the constant stream of
visitors.
LUTHER: Katie, my rib, you
were a blessing to me and the family. When money was tight, you
planted gardens and raised pigs and you even converted a space into a
brewery. You made excellent beer.
KATE: And I still found
time to read my Bible.
LUTHER: I think it helped
that I promised you 50 coins if you completed the whole Bible by
Easter.
KATE: It helped me when we
suffered trials, such as when we lost our daughter Magdalena. (LUTHER
nods sadly) And I was always worried about your health. But we had
happy times, too. Like when you played your lute after dinner.
LUTHER: Next to the Word
of God, music deserves the highest praise! When I grew up there
wasn't a lot of singing in church. So I wrote hymns for the new
church God had brought about. Sometimes I would borrow tunes from
drinking songs and add words from the Bible so people could sing the
gospel as well as read it. I wonder if they still sing them?
TV HOST 3: That sounds
like a good place to end our coverage of Reformation Sunday. We thank
our guests Dr. Martin and Kate Luther.
TV HOST 4: And that's it
for WELC Action News. We now return to your regularly schedule
worship service.