A Guide for the Confused

Does it seem to you that there is a gap between what Jesus says in the Bible and what some Christians say he said (or meant)? It struck me that the only way to reconcile this was to assume Jesus must have been speaking ironically. Need a translation? Follow http://twitter.com/#!/IronicJesus Before you turn the other cheek, read this tongue-in- cheek effort to make the Lion of Judah into a cool cat and the timeless Word of God more palatable to the modern world.